Randy. 17. Slytherin. United States. Doctor Who (including Classic Who), Sherlock, Harry Potter, Starkid, Star Trek, Supernatural, Hannibal, Merlin, Sarcasm. I run this blog. And I run it fast.
people in real life dont actually spike the punch bowl at school dances there arent even punch bowls at dances teens dont hang in the mall or drive around with too many people in the car jamming out to the radio boys dont throw rocks at windows or make cheesy mixtapes and 90s movies lied to me and ruined my life
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
I’m pretty sure if everyone in the world had super powers I’d get something terrible like the ability to perfectly imitate someone’s sneeze sound